Top 100 Uncle Jokes
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These are the top 100 Uncle Jokes for 2024.
1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.2. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
7. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
11. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
12. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
13. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
14. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
15. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
16. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
18. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
19. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
20. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
21. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
22. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
25. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
26. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
27. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
28. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
29. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
30. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
31. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
33. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
34. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
35. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
36. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
37. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
38. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
39. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
40. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
41. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
42. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
43. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
45. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
46. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
47. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
48. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
49. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
50. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
51. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
52. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
53. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
54. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
55. Want to hear a joke about construction? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
56. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
57. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
58. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
59. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
61. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
62. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
63. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
64. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
65. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
66. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
67. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
68. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
69. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
70. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
71. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
72. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
73. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
74. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
75. Want to hear a joke about construction? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
76. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I'm still working on that one.
77. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
78. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
79. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
80. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
81. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
82. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
83. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
84. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
85. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
86. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
88. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
89. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
90. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
91. Broken puppets for sale: No strings attached.
92. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
93. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
94. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
95. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
96. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
98. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
99. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
100. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
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