Top 100 Women Jokes

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The Top 100 Women Jokes List

These are the top 100 Women Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get when you mix a woman with a microphone? A dangerous combination of laughter and sass!
2. What's a woman's favorite type of comedy routine? The one where she gets to play the lead role and steal the spotlight every time!
3. Why did the woman bring a pencil to her comedy show? In case she needed to draw a crowd!
4. Did you hear about the woman who told a joke so funny, even the crickets outside her window started laughing? She's got comedy gold in her veins!
5. Why was the woman's comedy routine like a rollercoaster ride? It had its ups and downs, but she always ended on a high note!
6. What do you call a woman who only speaks in dad jokes? A mom-edian!
7. Why did the woman break up with the calculator? She felt that she couldn't count on him!
8. What did the woman say when she won the comedy contest? "I guess my jokes really tickled everyone's funny bone!"
9. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed some space for her one-liners!
10. Did you hear about the woman who tried to tell a knock-knock joke but kept knocking on the wall instead? She really needs to work on her delivery!
11. Did you hear about the woman who tried to juggle her comedy routine with her day job? She ended up dropping the mic - but not her sense of humor!
12. Why did the woman start a garden? Because she wanted to grow her own punchlines!
13. Why did the woman bring a pencil to her comedy show? Because she wanted to draw in the crowd!
14. What do you call a woman who can make even the grumpiest person crack a smile? A true master of comedy and charm!
15. Why did the woman tell her jokes at the bakery? Because she wanted to get a rise out of everyone!
16. Why did the woman comedian bring string to her show? Because she wanted to tie her audience to their seats with laughter!
17. What do you call a woman who can make even the grumpiest person crack a smile? A true master of comedy and charm!
18. Why did the woman bring a pencil to the comedy club? Because she wanted to draw some laughs!
19. Why did the woman's comedy act make waves in the entertainment industry? Because she refused to sink like everyone else!
20. Why did the woman start a garden? Because she wanted to grow her own punchlines!
21. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because she wanted to reach new heights in her comedy career!
22. Why did the woman refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when she can always find the punchline!
23. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
24. What's a woman's favorite joke to tell at a party? A 'my-life-is-a-mess-but-I'm-still-fabulous' punchline!
25. Why did the woman become a comedian? Because she wanted to make the world laugh one giggle at a time!
26. Why was the woman's comedy routine like a broken record? It just kept spinning in circles!
27. What did the woman say when she won the comedy contest? "I guess my jokes really tickled everyone's funny bone!"
28. Why did the woman go to space? To prove that even in a vacuum, she can still make things happen!
29. What do you call a woman who has a great sense of humor? A comedian in the making!
30. Why did the woman bring a suitcase to her comedy show? Because she wanted to pack in all her best jokes!
31. What's a woman's secret weapon for a successful stand-up routine? A killer pair of shoes that always steal the show!
32. Why did the woman refuse to tell her jokes at the bank? Because she didn’t want to deal with bad interest!
33. Why don't women ever date clowns? They know they can do a better job at making themselves laugh!
34. Why did the woman refuse to tell her jokes at the bank? Because she didn’t want to deal with bad interest!
35. How does a woman's sense of humor compare to a man's? She can take a joke and then come back with a punchline that knocks everyone's socks off!
36. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed some space to think of new jokes!
37. Why did the woman become a comedian? She thought it was the perfect way to get paid for talking back!
38. Why did the woman start a garden? Because she wanted to grow her own punchlines!
39. Why did the woman comedian bring a broom to her show? Because she wanted to sweep the audience off their feet!
40. Did you hear about the woman who could make even a grumpy cat laugh? She's got the purr-fect touch!
41. Why did the woman take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
42. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
43. Why did the woman bring a ladder to her comedy show? Because she wanted to reach new heights in her jokes!
44. Why did the woman start a garden? Because she wanted to grow her own punchlines!
45. Why did the woman bring string to her comedy show? Because she wanted to tie her jokes together!
46. Why did the woman become a comedian? Because she found out laughter was the best way to break the ice!
47. Why did the woman become a comedian? Because she wanted to make the world laugh one giggle at a time!
48. Why did the woman join a comedy club? Because she wanted to sharpen her wit and have a laugh at her own expense!
49. Why did the woman go to the computer store? Because she wanted to upgrade her sense of humor!
50. What's a woman's secret weapon for a successful stand-up routine? A killer pair of shoes that always steal the show!
51. Why did the woman go to therapy? To work on her punchlines!
52. Why did the woman bring string to her comedy show? Because she wanted to tie her jokes together!
53. Why did the woman go to the bank? Because she wanted to make a deposit of laughter!
54. Why did the woman open a bakery? Because she wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
55. Why did the woman bring a pencil to the party? Because she wanted to draw some attention!
56. What's a woman's secret weapon for a successful stand-up routine? A killer pair of shoes that always steal the show!
57. Did you hear about the woman who tried to tell a joke about women's rights? She couldn't finish the punchline without getting a standing ovation!
58. Why did the woman take a break from telling jokes? Because she needed to catch her breath after all the laughter!
59. Why did the woman go to space? To prove that even in a vacuum, she can still make things happen!
60. Did you hear about the woman who told a joke so funny, she made the audience laugh until they cried? She's still mopping up their tears of joy!
61. Why did the woman bring a ladder to her comedy show? Because she wanted to reach new heights in her jokes!
62. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed some space for her one-liners!
63. Why did the woman go to the computer store? Because she wanted to upgrade her sense of humor!
64. Did you hear about the woman who went to a comedy show looking for love? She ended up finding her punchline instead!
65. Why did the woman go to the comedy club alone? Because she wanted to find out if she could laugh louder than the audience!
66. Why did the woman refuse to tell her jokes at the bank? Because she didn’t want to deal with bad interest!
67. What do you get when you mix a woman with a microphone? A dangerous combination of laughter and sass!
68. Why did the woman open a bakery? Because she wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
69. Why did the woman refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when she always knows where the best jokes are!
70. Why did the woman go to the comedy club with a suitcase? She wanted to pack in all the laughs!
71. Why did the woman go to the comedy club alone? Because she wanted to find out if she could laugh louder than the audience!
72. How does a woman fix a broken heart? With chocolate, of course!
73. Why did the woman take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
74. Why did the woman bring a pencil to the comedy club? Because she wanted to draw some laughs!
75. Why did the woman go to the comedy club alone? Because she wanted to find out if she could laugh louder than the audience!
76. Why did the woman refuse to play hide and seek with the men? She knew they couldn't handle her hiding skills!
77. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed more space for her fabulous jokes!
78. What's a woman's go-to joke when she's feeling down? A self-deprecating one-liner that always turns her frown upside down!
79. How does a woman's funny bone stay sharp and ready for any punchline? By always keeping a witty comeback in her back pocket!
80. Why did the woman join a comedy club? Because she wanted to sharpen her wit and have a laugh at her own expense!
81. Why did the woman become a gardener? Because she had a lot of growing experience!
82. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
83. Why did the woman go to the bank? Because she wanted to make a deposit of laughter!
84. Why did the woman tell her jokes at the bakery? Because she wanted to get a rise out of everyone!
85. Why did the woman tell her jokes at the bakery? Because she wanted to get a rise out of everyone!
86. How does a woman fix a broken heart? With chocolate, of course!
87. Why did the woman open a bakery? Because she wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
88. Why did the woman join a comedy club? Because she wanted to sharpen her wit and have a laugh at her own expense!
89. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed some space to think of new jokes!
90. Why did the woman bring a bag of frozen peas to the comedy club? In case she couldn't find a 'pea-sful' spot to sit!
91. Why did the woman bring a ladder to her comedy show? Because she wanted to reach new heights in laughter!
92. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
93. What do you call a woman who can make anyone laugh? A true comedienne!
94. What's a woman's go-to joke when she's feeling down? A self-deprecating one-liner that always turns her frown upside down!
95. Why did the woman start a podcast? Because she wanted to share her funny stories and connect with a wider audience!
96. Why did the woman become a comedian? Because she found out laughter was the best way to break the ice!
97. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because she wanted to reach new heights in her comedy career!
98. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just say the room looks better in the dark!
99. What's a woman's favorite type of comedy routine? The one where she gets to play the lead role and steal the spotlight every time!
100. Why did the woman start a garden? Because she wanted to grow her own punchlines!

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