Top 100 World Jokes

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The Top 100 World Jokes List

These are the top 100 World Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
10. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
11. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
12. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
16. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
17. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
18. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
19. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
20. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
22. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
23. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
25. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
26. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
28. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
29. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
30. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
31. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
32. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
33. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
34. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
35. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
37. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
39. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
40. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
41. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
42. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
43. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
45. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
48. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
49. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
50. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
51. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
52. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
53. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
56. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
57. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
58. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
59. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
61. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
62. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
63. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
64. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
65. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
66. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
67. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
68. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
70. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
71. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
72. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
73. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
74. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
75. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
76. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
77. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
78. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
79. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
80. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
81. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
82. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
83. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
84. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
85. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
86. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
87. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
88. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
89. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
90. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
91. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
92. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
93. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
94. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
95. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
96. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
99. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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