Top 100 World Jokes

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The Top 100 World Jokes List

These are the top 100 World Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
5. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
14. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
16. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
17. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
20. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
23. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
24. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
26. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
29. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
31. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
34. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
37. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
40. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
43. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
44. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
45. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
46. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
47. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
48. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
51. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
52. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
53. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
56. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
57. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
58. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
59. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
61. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
62. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
63. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
64. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
65. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
66. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? You put lox on it!
67. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
68. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
69. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
70. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
71. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
72. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
73. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
74. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
75. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
76. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
77. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
78. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
79. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
80. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
81. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
82. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
83. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
84. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
85. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
86. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
87. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
88. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
89. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
90. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
91. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
92. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
93. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
94. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
95. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
96. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
97. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
98. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
99. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
100. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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