Top 100 World Jokes

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The Top 100 World Jokes List

These are the top 100 World Jokes for 2025.

1. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
6. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
22. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
23. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
24. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
27. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
29. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
30. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
31. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
32. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
33. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
34. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
35. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
37. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
38. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
39. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
40. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
41. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
43. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
45. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
46. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
47. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
49. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
50. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? You put lox on it!
53. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
56. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
57. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
58. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
59. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
60. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
61. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
62. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
63. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
64. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
65. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
66. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
67. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
68. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
69. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
70. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
71. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
72. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
73. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
74. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
75. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
76. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
77. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
78. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
79. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
80. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
82. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
83. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
84. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
85. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
86. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
87. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
88. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
89. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
90. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
91. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
92. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
93. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
94. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
95. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
96. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
97. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
98. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
99. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
100. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!

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