Top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

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These are the top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes for 2024.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
2. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
3. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
4. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
5. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
6. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
7. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
8. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
9. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
10. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
11. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
12. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
13. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
14. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
15. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
16. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
17. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
18. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
19. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
20. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
21. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
22. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
23. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
24. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
25. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
26. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
27. Yo momma so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
28. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
29. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
30. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
31. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
32. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
33. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
34. Yo momma so fat, when she dances, the band skips
35. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
36. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
37. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
38. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
39. Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
40. Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, people missed a season of their favorite show
41. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
42. Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, people missed a season of their favorite show
43. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
44. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
45. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 5 minutes before she does
46. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
47. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
48. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
49. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
50. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
51. Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, people missed a season of their favorite show
52. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
53. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
54. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
55. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
56. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
57. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
58. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
59. Yo momma so fat, she uses the Grand Canyon as a swimming pool.
60. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
61. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
62. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
63. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
64. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
65. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
66. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
67. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
68. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
69. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
70. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
71. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
72. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
73. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
74. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
75. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
76. Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
77. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
78. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
79. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
80. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
81. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
82. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
83. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
84. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
85. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
86. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
87. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
88. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
89. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
90. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
91. Yo momma so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops.
92. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
93. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
94. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
95. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
96. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
97. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
98. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “to be continued.”
99. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
100. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code

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