Top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

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The Top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes for 2024.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
2. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
3. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
4. Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
5. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
6. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
7. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
8. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
9. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
10. Yo momma so fat, she has to Iron her clothes on the driveway.
11. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
12. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout "Caution, wide load!"
13. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
14. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
15. Yo momma so fat, she needs a GPS to find her toes.
16. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
17. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
18. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
19. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
20. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
21. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
22. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
23. Yo momma so fat, when she dances, the band skips
24. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
25. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
26. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
27. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
28. Yo momma so fat, she uses the Grand Canyon as a swimming pool.
29. Yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"
30. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
31. Yo momma so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
32. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
33. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
34. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
35. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
36. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
37. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
38. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
39. Yo momma so fat, she has to Iron her clothes on the driveway.
40. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
41. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
42. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
43. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
44. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
45. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
46. Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
47. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
48. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
49. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
50. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
51. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
52. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
53. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
54. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
55. Yo momma so fat, she needs a GPS to find her belly button.
56. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
57. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
58. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
59. Yo momma so fat, she needs a GPS to find her toes.
60. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
61. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
62. Yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"
63. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
64. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
65. Yo momma so fat, when she dances, the band skips
66. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
67. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
68. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
69. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
70. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
71. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
72. Yo momma so fat, she needs a GPS to find her belly button.
73. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
74. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
75. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
76. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
77. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
78. Yo momma so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops.
79. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
80. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
81. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
82. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
83. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
84. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
85. Yo momma so fat, she has to Iron her clothes on the driveway.
86. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
87. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
88. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
89. Yo momma so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
90. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
91. Yo momma so fat, she needs a GPS to find her belly button.
92. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
93. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
94. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “to be continued.”
95. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
96. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
97. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
98. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
99. Yo momma so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
100. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring

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