Top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

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The Top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes for 2024.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops.
2. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
3. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
4. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
5. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
6. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
7. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
8. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
9. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
10. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
11. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
12. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
13. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at a time, please!
14. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
15. Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
16. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
17. Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
18. Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, people missed a season of their favorite show
19. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
20. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
21. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
22. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
23. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout "Caution, wide load!"
24. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
25. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
26. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
27. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
28. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
29. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
30. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
31. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
32. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
33. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
34. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
35. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
36. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
37. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
38. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
39. Yo momma so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
40. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
41. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
42. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
43. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
44. Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
45. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
46. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
47. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
48. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
49. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
50. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
51. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
52. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
53. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
54. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
55. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
56. Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
57. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
58. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
59. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
60. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
61. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
62. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
63. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
64. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
65. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
66. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
67. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
68. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 5 minutes before she does
69. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
70. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
71. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
72. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
73. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
74. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
75. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
76. Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
77. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
78. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
79. Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang
80. Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
81. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
82. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
83. Yo momma so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
84. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
85. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout "Caution, wide load!"
86. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
87. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
88. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
89. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
90. Yo momma so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops.
91. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
92. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
93. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
94. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
95. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
96. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
97. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
98. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
99. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
100. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house

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