Top 20 Alcohol Jokes

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The Top 20 Alcohol Jokes List

These are the top 20 Alcohol Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? Because it couldn't handle its tonic!
2. Why did the beer go to school? To get "hop"-ucated!
3. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? Because it couldn't handle its tonic!
4. Why did the beer go to school? To get "hop"-ucated!
5. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? Because it couldn't handle its tonic!
6. Why did the rum go to the party by itself? Because it heard all the other drinks were watered down!
7. Why did the wine refuse to join the beer party? Because it wasn't on the same spirits!
8. Why was the whiskey feeling down? Because it had too many problems on the rocks!
9. Why did the cocktail go to school? Because it wanted to be a little mixer!
10. Why did the vodka go to the party alone?
11. Why did the beer go to school? Because it wanted to improve its "brewing" skills!
12. Why did the Scotch tape go to the bar? It was feeling a little sticky.
13. What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Please, sir, I want some more.
14. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? Because it couldn't handle its tonic!
15. Why did the rum join the football team? Because it was great at shots!
16. Why did the whiskey get kicked out of the bar? Because it was too neat!
17. What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Please, sir, I want some more.
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including drinks!
19. Why did the Scotch tape go to the bar? It was feeling a little sticky.
20. Why did the vodka break up with the tonic? Because it found someone who was more of a "mixer"!

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