Top 20 Antijokes

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The Top 20 Antijokes List

These are the top 20 Antijokes for 2024.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
2. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
3. I accused my husband of being too immature. Then he told me to get out of his fort.
4. Roses are red, Violets are blue, But roses can also be white, And violets should be purple.
5. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
6. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill? Because of gravity.
7. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
8. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head? An ambulance.
9. Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.
10. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
11. How do you empty a pool full of Canadians? Politely but firmly tell them, "Get out of the pool, please!"
12. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon? An astronaut.
13. Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
14. Why was John always at the casino? He’s addicted to gambling.
15. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
18. What is a Word That Starts with W.
19. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock? Nothing. Neither are sentient.
20. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.

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