Top 20 Antijokes

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The Top 20 Antijokes List

These are the top 20 Antijokes for 2024.

1. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
2. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make? It would be silent.
3. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common? Neither one is a banana.
4. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was in a hurry.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
6. If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left? Diabetes. Dave has diabetes.
7. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
8. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being robbed.
9. What's yellow and is something you shouldn't drink? A school bus.
10. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Evolution.”
11. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
12. You know it's cold when you go outside and it's cold.
13. How tall is the Empire State Building? One Empire State Building tall.
14. How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are enormous creatures and will not fit in something as relatively small as a car.
15. Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
16. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School? The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
17. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person? Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.
18. What would Kurt Cobain be doing if he was still alive? Clawing at the inside of his casket.
19. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
20. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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