Top 20 Antijokes

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The Top 20 Antijokes List

These are the top 20 Antijokes for 2024.

1. Yo mama is so old. You should probably start looking for a nursing home.
2. A guy walks into a bar… Then he gets a drink and leaves.
3. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
4. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors? Falling on them.
5. What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
6. Why Do Kangaroos Jump? Because that's how they evolved.
7. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
8. What did one cannibal say to the other after eating a clown? We're gonna get in big trouble for this!
9. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet? A snake, stupid.
10. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria? Yogurt.
11. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, Why the long face? The horse says, Evolution.
12. What would Kurt Cobain be doing if he was still alive? Clawing at the inside of his casket.
13. Why did Katie break open her piggy bank? She ran out of money.
14. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.
15. What do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.
16. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
17. If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left? Diabetes. Dave has diabetes.
18. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain? He read the weather forcast.
19. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health
20. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant? Same way as anyone else.

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