Top 20 Chuck Norris Jokes

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The Top 20 Chuck Norris Jokes List

These are the top 20 Chuck Norris Jokes for 2024.

1. Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
2. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
3. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
4. When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
5. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
6. Chuck Norris was tired so he created god and told him to create everything .Just kidding Chuck Norris never gets tired.
7. Chuck Norris has the most beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt your brain with joy.
8. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
9. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
10. Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.
11. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
12. Chuck Norris can crack a walnut with his eyelids.
13. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
14. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
15. Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
16. Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
17. Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris (So does Jason).
18. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
19. Somebody asked Chuck Norris how many press ups he could do, Chuck Norris replied "all of them".
20. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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