Top 20 Clean Jokes

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The Top 20 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 20 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
4. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
11. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
12. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
14. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
15. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
16. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
17. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

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