Top 20 College Jokes

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The Top 20 College Jokes List

These are the top 20 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the professor bring a pencil to class? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
6. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why did the professor bring a pencil to class? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
11. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
13. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
14. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
15. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
16. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
17. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
18. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
19. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
20. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its skills in multitasking!

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