Top 20 College Jokes

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The Top 20 College Jokes List

These are the top 20 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
2. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
6. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
7. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
8. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
9. Have you ever noticed that college dining halls have the power to turn even the pickiest eaters into professional food critics?
10. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
13. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
14. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
17. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
20. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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