Top 20 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 20 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 20 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
3. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
7. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
10. I used to be a baker before I got fired. They said I was loafing around!
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
12. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
13. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
14. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!
15. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
16. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
17. I asked my dog what's the best part about the Swiss Alps. He said, "The view is paws-itively amazing!"
18. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

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