Top 20 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 20 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 20 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
4. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
5. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough!
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough!
9. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
10. I asked my dog what's the best part about the Swiss Alps. He said, "The view is paws-itively amazing!"
11. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
12. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
13. What's a frog's favorite game? Croak-et!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
15. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
16. I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts!
17. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
18. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why!

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