Top 20 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 20 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 20 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers!
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. I used to be a baker before I got fired. They said I was loafing around!
5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers!
7. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes!
8. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes!
9. I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts!
10. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
11. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction!
12. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
13. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
15. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
16. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
20. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!

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