Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 20 Coronavirus Jokes for 2025.

1. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
3. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
4. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
5. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
6. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
7. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
8. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
9. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
10. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
11. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
12. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
13. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
14. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
15. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
16. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
17. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
18. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
19. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
20. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!

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