Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 20 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. How does the coronavirus like to travel? In a sickle-cell!
2. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
3. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
4. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
5. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
6. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
7. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
8. Why don't viruses go to school? They already have enough learning experiences!
9. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
10. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
11. Why did the coronavirus break up with the common cold? They just couldn't agree on the symptoms!
12. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
13. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
14. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
15. Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other side!
16. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
17. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
18. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
19. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
20. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!

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