Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 20 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 20 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
2. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
3. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
4. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
5. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
6. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
7. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
8. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
9. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
10. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "spread" of knowledge!
11. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
12. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
13. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
14. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
15. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
16. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
17. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
18. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
19. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
20. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!

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