Top 20 Cycling Jokes

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The Top 20 Cycling Jokes List

These are the top 20 Cycling Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor!
2. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
3. Why don't bicycles ever get lost? Because they always follow the right path!
4. Why do bicycle enthusiasts make great friends? Because they always know how to handle rough roads!
5. Why did the bike cross the road? To get to the other side!
6. What do you call a bike that’s always in a hurry? A speedy cycle!
7. Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two-tired!
8. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
9. Why did the bike cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
10. What kind of bike does a scientist ride? A lab-cycle!
11. Why do cyclists make terrible comedians? Because their timing is always off!
12. Why did the bicycle bring a backpack? Because it wanted to carry its own wheels!
13. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
15. Why did the bike break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the relationship!
16. Why did the bike cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
17. What do you call a cyclist who always tells jokes? A pun-derful rider!
18. What do you call a cyclist who always tells jokes? A pun-derful rider!
19. What do you call a bike that tells time? A clock-cycle!
20. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!

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