Top 20 Dad Jokes

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The Top 20 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
2. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
3. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
4. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
8. Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.
9. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
10. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
11. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
12. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
13. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
14. I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.
15. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
16. What's the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
17. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
18. I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
19. A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
20. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

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