Top 20 Dad Jokes

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The Top 20 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
2. What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
3. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt himself? He was dead-lifting.
8. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
9. I didn't get a haircut, I got them all cut.
10. Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
11. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
12. What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.
13. I've been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
14. You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
15. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
16. How do you get over a fear of elevators? You take the necessary steps to avoid them.
17. I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
18. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!
19. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
20. My toddler is refusing to nap. He's guilty of resisting a rest.

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