Top 20 Dad Jokes

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The Top 20 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
2. Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
3. What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
4. I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
6. How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
7. Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."
8. Who runs Old MacDonald's Farm? The CIEIO.
9. How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day? He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. Today, my son asked, Can I have a bookmark? I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
12. Stop looking for the perfect match��¦use a lighter.
13. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.
14. Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they're out of pasta, and we're penneless.
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
16. How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhh
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
20. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

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