Top 20 Dad Jokes

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The Top 20 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. My toddler is refusing to nap. He's guilty of resisting a rest.
2. Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
3. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
10. What does Rockin' Robin do when she's bored? Tweet.
11. I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
12. Why was the burglar overly sensitive? He took things personally.
13. "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!"
14. Have you ever heard about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
15. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
16. What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
17. I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
18. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
19. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
20. What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can't wait to squeeze you!

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