Top 20 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 20 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a great joke about death, but it always kills.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. I have a joke about premature burial, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
7. I have a joke about cemeteries, but it’s a bit grave.
8. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
10. I have a joke about death, but it's a little dead on arrival.
11. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
14. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's dead on arrival.
15. I'm afraid I can't share that kind of joke.
16. I have a great joke about suicide, but it has a real downside.
17. I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
18. I have a great joke about suicide, but it has a real downside.
19. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
20. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.

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