Top 20 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 20 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a joke about unemployment, but none of my friends can relate.
2. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite."
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. I have a great joke about depression, but it might bring you down.
7. I have a joke about death, but it's to die for.
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
9. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
10. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
11. I have a joke about death, but it’s a real killer.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
13. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
14. What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coughin'?
15. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
16. I have a joke about death, but it’s a real killer.
17. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I can't bring myself to tell it.
18. I have a joke about suicide, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
19. I have a joke about a graveyard, but it's a bit dead in there.
20. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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