Top 20 Dark Jokes

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The Top 20 Dark Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dark Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
2. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
9. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
10. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
12. I'm friends with people who are vegetarians. I prefer meet-eaters.
13. Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it's pointless.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
16. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
18. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
19. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No, it doesn't".
20. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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