Top 20 Dark Jokes

Welcome to the top 20 dark jokes.

The Top 20 Dark Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dark Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of you will get it.
2. I have a joke about suicide, but it’s a bit of a cliffhanger.
3. I have a great sense of humor, but it's a little dead inside.
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. Parallel lines are never meeting… unless you’re a math book.
6. I have a joke about death, but it's too deadpan.
7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
8. I have a joke about safe spaces, but it might trigger some people.
9. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
10. I have a joke about cremation, but it's a bit of a hot topic.
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
12. I told my therapist about my depression, and she laughed. I guess it’s hard to convince someone you’re not happy when you’re telling the joke yourself.
13. I have a great joke about death, but it’s a little on the dark side.
14. I have a joke about unemployment, but none of my friends seem to get it.
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
19. I have a great joke about procrastination, but I'll tell you later.
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Generator more Dark Jokes

Need more Dark Jokes? Generate more with the Dark Joke Generator .