Top 20 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 20 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 20 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
2. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
3. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
4. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
5. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
6. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
7. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
8. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
9. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
10. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
11. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
12. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
13. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
14. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
15. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
16. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
17. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
18. How does a Democrat make decisions? They vote on it!
19. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
20. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!

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