Top 20 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 20 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 20 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
2. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
3. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
4. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
5. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
6. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
7. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
8. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
9. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
10. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
11. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
12. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
13. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
14. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
15. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
16. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
17. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
18. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
19. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
20. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!

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