Top 20 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 20 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 20 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
3. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
4. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
5. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
6. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
7. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
8. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
9. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
10. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
11. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
12. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
13. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
14. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
15. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
16. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
17. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
18. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
19. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
20. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!

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