Top 20 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 20 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper? A dino-snore!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
3. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
4. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
5. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
6. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
7. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
8. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
9. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
11. What do you get when a dinosaur drives through a red light? T-Rex-iting!
12. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
13. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
14. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? Because the door won’t close!
15. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
16. What do you get when a dinosaur drives through a red light? T-Rex-iting!
17. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
18. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
19. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
20. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!

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