Top 20 Disney Jokes

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The Top 20 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 20 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
2. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
3. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
4. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
5. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
6. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
7. Why did Pluto go to obedience school? He wanted to earn his "Good Boy" badge!
8. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
9. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
10. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
11. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
12. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
13. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
14. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
15. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
16. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
17. What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!
18. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
19. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
20. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!

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