Top 20 Disney Jokes

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The Top 20 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 20 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
2. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
3. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
4. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
5. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
6. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
9. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
10. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
11. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
12. Why did Tiana become a chef instead of a dancer? She was tired of being green and limber all the time!
13. What did Cinderella say when her dress was ruined? "This is a glass slipper-s!"
14. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
15. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
16. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
17. What did Mufasa say to Simba when he didn't know how to play soccer? "Just remember to always keep your eye on the ball!"
18. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "This is a ball!"
19. How does Tinkerbell get around the House of Mouse? She flies with pixie dust Express!
20. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

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