Top 20 Disney Jokes

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The Top 20 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 20 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
2. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
3. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
4. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
5. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
6. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
7. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
8. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
9. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
10. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
11. What did Genie say to Aladdin when he lost his glasses? "I can't help you see things clearly now!"
12. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
13. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
14. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
15. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
16. What kind of car does Lightning McQueen drive in the rain? A car-toon!
17. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
18. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
19. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
20. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!

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