Top 20 Dog Jokes

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The Top 20 Dog Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dog Jokes for 2024.

1. How did the dog feel after finishing a marathon? Dog tired!
2. Why do dogs always chase after their tails? They're trying to make both ends meet!
3. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
4. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
5. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
6. What do you call a puppy that loves to swim? A submersion!
7. Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!
8. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
9. Why did the Dalmatian go to school? To get a spot in the honor roll!
10. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
11. What do you call a dog that loves stationary? A labra-doodle!
12. What do you call a dog that loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!
13. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
14. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
15. What do you call a dog who loves to take baths? A shampoo-dle!
16. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!"
17. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
18. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
19. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
20. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

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