Top 20 Flat Earth Jokes

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The Top 20 Flat Earth Jokes List

These are the top 20 Flat Earth Jokes for 2024.

1. How does a flat Earther explain gravity? They say it’s just a theory, like their horizon.
2. A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted " Why do you even think that gravity is real? " Speaker dropped the mic.
3. I want to argue with flat earthers but... I just feel like we're not on a level playing field
4. A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar While the speaker was giving a speech on recent developments about gravity, the flat earther shouted, "Why do you even think that gravity is real?" The speaker dropped the mic.
5. Why did the flat Earther bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
6. A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
7. A buddy of mine is one of those "flat Earther’s." He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around.
8. A buddy of mine is one of those "flat Earther’s." He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around.
9. What's the problem with Flat Earthers? They just can't seem to get a round to it.
10. Flat Earther goes to Heaven A life long Flat Earther named Greg dies and goes to Heaven. Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates he meets St Peter who says "Welcome to Heaven Greg, today is your lucky day you're one of hundred people who can ask a question to God Greg: Can I ask him anything? St Peter: Anything So St Peter takes Greg and the ninety-nine others to talk to the big guy himself and St Peter says to Greg Your up first,this way Greg finds himself standing in front of God asks the only question that's on his mind Greg: God God: Yes my son Greg: I gotta know, is the Earth truly flat? God let's out a long sigh and rubs his head God: No Greg, the Earth is Round Greg being confused,thinks to himself This conspiracy goes higher than I thought
11. Why did the flat earther get kicked out of the party? Because he kept insisting the drinks were all on the same level!
12. Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
13. I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day Turns out they have members all around the world
14. Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
15. I want to argue with flat earthers but... I just feel like we're not on a level playing field
16. Why did the flat-earther break up with his girlfriend? Because she said she needed space, and he didn't believe in that!
17. A flat earther was asked to describe fear... They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.
18. I want to become a flat earther. But I heard that there is a learning curve.
19. Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat? Because if the Earth is round, their world would be pointless
20. There is a new reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world. Unfortunately the finale is not a cliff hanger.

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