Top 20 Flat Earth Jokes

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The Top 20 Flat Earth Jokes List

These are the top 20 Flat Earth Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the flat-earther couple break up? They drove each other to the edge.
2. Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but... there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.
3. I was in an argument with a flat Earther. I told him I didn’t believe him. He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world. He’ll come around eventually.
4. A flat Earther goes to heaven. A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? " God replies, "It is round, my dear child." The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."
5. Flat-Earthers always change what they say about the Flat Earth for their convenience. Luckily there aren't any other groups that do that. Thank God.
6. An anti-vax mom and a flat-earther dad were having a friendly chat with their neighbor The neighbor says, "Well I have to go but send my best wishes to the kids. Tell them I hope they can shoot for the moon." The mom rather embarrassed says, "I'm sorry... In our family we don't allow shots at the moon."
7. A flat earther dies and goes to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question." The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?" God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe." The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
8. It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money. You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.
9. It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money. You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.
10. A flat-earther cornered me in an elevator. He was wrong on so many levels.
11. we shouldn't bully flat Earthers or anti Vaxxers just because they have brain damage doesn't mean we get to make fun of them
12. Why do Flat-Earthers enjoy the quarantine? They finally get to flatten the curve.
13. I was in an argument with a flat Earther I told him I didn’t believe him. He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world. He’ll come around eventually.
14. Just found out today my boyfriend is a flat Earther No wonder he never comes around
15. I want to argue with flat earthers but... I just feel like we're not on a level playing field
16. I was a Flat-Earther for 4 years Then I turned 5.
17. I was in an argument with a flat Earther. I told him I didn’t believe him. He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world. He’ll come around eventually.
18. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball. He brought a frisbee with him.
19. the only thing flat earthers fear... Is sphere itself!
20. How do you save a flat earther who's falling? You don't because gravity doesn't exist.

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