Top 20 Golf Jokes

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The Top 20 Golf Jokes List

These are the top 20 Golf Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the golfer get kicked off the course? Because he kept driving into the rough!
2. Why do golfers always carry a spare shirt? In case they get a hole in one!
3. Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one!
4. What do you call a duck that can putt a golf ball? A putt-putt!
5. What was the golfer's favorite letter in the alphabet? Tee!
6. What do you call a golfer who only hits it straight? A rare birdie!
7. What do you call a duck that can putt a golf ball? A putt-putt!
8. What do you call a golfer who's always in a rush? Tee-rific!
9. What did the golfer say to his friend when he took too long to putt? "You're holding up the green!"
10. Why did the golfer bring an extra ball? In case he got a hole-in-one!
11. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? Because he heard the holes were on the green!
12. Why did the golfer bring an extra bag of tees? Just in case it was a "tee"rrible day!
13. Why did the teacher put the golf ball in detention? Because it wasn't playing by the rules!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
15. Why did the golfer bring an extra bag of tees? Just in case it was a "tee"rrible day!
16. Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth on a golf course? A gummy bear!
18. Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one!
19. Why was the golfer always late for his tee time? He couldn't make it past the first hole!
20. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

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