Top 20 Golf Jokes

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The Top 20 Golf Jokes List

These are the top 20 Golf Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do golfers always carry a spare shirt? In case they get a hole in one!
2. Why was the golfer always in trouble? He could never make a hole in one!
3. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of pants? In case they get a hole-in-one!
4. What do you call a golfer who always carries a pencil? A "tee" writer!
5. What do you call a golfer's favorite type of music? Swing!
6. Why are golfers terrible at breaking up? They can never get past the first hole!
7. Why did the teacher put the golf ball in detention? Because it wasn't playing by the rules!
8. What do you call a golfer who's always in a rush? Tee-rific!
9. Why did the teacher put the golf ball in detention? Because it wasn't playing by the rules!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
11. Why did the golf coach get fired? Because he kept driving everyone away!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
14. What do you call a golfer who always tells bad jokes? A pun-derful player!
15. Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
16. Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
17. What do you call a golfer who always carries a pencil? A "tee" writer!
18. What was the golfer's favorite letter in the alphabet? Tee!
19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
20. What do you call a golfer who always tells bad jokes? A pun-derful player!

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