Top 20 Golf Jokes

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The Top 20 Golf Jokes List

These are the top 20 Golf Jokes for 2025.

1. Why are golfers terrible at breaking up? They can never get past the first hole!
2. Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
3. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? Because he wanted to reach the high scores!
4. Why did the golfer bring an extra bag of tees? Just in case it was a "tee"rrible day!
5. What do you call a golfer who always tells bad jokes? A pun-derful player!
6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
7. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt? In case he got a hole in one!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
9. What do you call a golfer who always tells bad jokes? A pun-derful player!
10. What do you call a duck that can putt a golf ball? A putt-putt!
11. Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
12. What was the golfer's favorite letter in the alphabet? Tee!
13. Why do golf professionals take extra socks? In case they get a hole in one!
14. Why do golfers always carry a spare shirt? In case they get a hole in one!
15. What do you call a golfer who's always in a rush? Tee-rific!
16. What do you call a golfer who always tells bad jokes? A pun-derful player!
17. Why do golfers always have an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
18. Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
20. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!

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