Top 20 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 20 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 20 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
2. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
3. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
4. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
5. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
6. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
7. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
8. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
9. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
10. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
11. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
12. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
13. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
14. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
15. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
16. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
17. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
18. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
19. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
20. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

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