Top 20 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 20 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 20 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
2. What do ghosts eat for dessert? Ice scream.
3. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
4. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
5. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
6. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
7. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
8. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!
9. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!
10. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
11. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
12. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
13. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
14. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
15. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
16. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
17. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
18. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
19. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
20. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

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