Top 20 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 20 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 20 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
2. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
3. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
4. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
5. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
6. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
7. What does a skeleton say before eating? Bone appetit!
8. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive Halloween!"
9. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
10. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
11. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
12. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
13. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
14. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
15. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
16. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
17. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
18. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
19. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
20. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"

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