Top 20 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 20 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 20 Halloween Jokes for 2022.

1. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
2. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
3. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
4. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
5. What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
6. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
7. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
8. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
9. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
10. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
11. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
12. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
14. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
15. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
16. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
17. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
18. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
19. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
20. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

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