Top 20 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 20 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 20 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
2. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
3. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
4. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.
5. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Howl." "Howl who?" "Howl you know who's here if you don't open the door!"
6. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
7. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
8. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
9. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
10. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
11. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
12. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
13. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
14. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
15. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
16. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
17. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
18. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
19. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
20. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.

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