Top 20 It Jokes

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The Top 20 It Jokes List

These are the top 20 It Jokes for 2025.

1. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
2. God as a Programmer
3. A man walks into a pet shop and sees 3 monkeys, each in a cage, each with a computer. The man is curious and walks up to the clerk and asks - what is the story with the moneys? "They are programming monkeys - for example this one here can complete 100 lines of C++ in an hour - only 100$" The first monkey was busy typing away, and sure enough it was flawless code. They moved onto the second monkey who was typing even faster. "This monkey knows Java, C++ and helped develop Julia - 1000$ for this one". "What about that last monkey in the biggest cage?" the man asked. "well he is 10000$'s...." "That's must be an amazing monkey! What does he do?", the man asked. "Well, when he was brought in all he did was sit there while the other monkeys worked, so we figured he must be executive management."
4. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
5. The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. – The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook.
6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
7. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
8. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
9. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
10. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
11. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
12. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
13. Why did the Lisp programmer get a new car? He ran out of storage space
14. Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. Woltman's Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time. Gallois' Revelation: If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled, and no one dares to criticize it.
15. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
16. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t see sharp!
17. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
18. When is a door not a door? When it's a GenericStaticFurnitureBase
19. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
20. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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