Top 20 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 20 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 20 Make Me Roasts for 2025.

1. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
2. You're the human version of a participation trophy.
3. I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.
4. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
5. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
6. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
7. Your aura is a cloud of doom and gloom
8. You have the personality of a damp dishcloth
9. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
10. You're like a cloud — when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
11. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
12. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
13. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
14. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
15. You're like a participation trophy; everyone gets one, but no one really cares.
16. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
17. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
18. You're like a software update that nobody asked for.
19. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
20. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."

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