Top 20 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 20 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 20 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
2. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
3. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
4. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
5. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
6. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
7. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
8. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? To reach higher levels of high!
9. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
10. Why did the stoner bring a pillow to the park? To take a nap under the influence!
11. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
12. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
13. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
14. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? They just couldn’t find the right high!
15. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
16. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
17. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
18. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
19. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
20. What do you call a group of stoners playing hide and seek? High and seek!

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