Top 20 Math Jokes

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The Top 20 Math Jokes List

These are the top 20 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
2. Why did the two 4s skip lunch? Because they already eight!
3. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!
4. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
6. Why was the equal sign so humble?
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
9. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
10. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
11. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!
12. What do you call an angle that’s gone through the looking glass? A prime angle!
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
15. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
16. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
17. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
18. Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
19. Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because it was never right!
20. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

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