Top 20 Math Jokes

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The Top 20 Math Jokes List

These are the top 20 Math Jokes for 2025.

1. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach a new level!
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
4. Why did the student eat his math homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
5. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a clock? Times tables!
6. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
7. Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? Because it couldn’t convert!
8. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
11. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
13. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
14. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
15. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach a new level!
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
17. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
18. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
19. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
20. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!

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