Top 20 Math Jokes

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The Top 20 Math Jokes List

These are the top 20 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
2. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
4. Why did the girl sit on her math book? Because she wanted to be on top of her class!
5. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
6. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
8. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
9. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
10. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
11. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
12. Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because it was never right!
13. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
14. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
15. Why did the two 4s skip lunch? Because they already eight!
16. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
17. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
18. Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It had too many problems!
19. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
20. How do you make seven even? Take away the "s"!

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