Top 20 Men Jokes

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The Top 20 Men Jokes List

These are the top 20 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
2. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
3. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
4. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them. 7
5. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
6. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
7. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
8. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain. 26
9. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
10. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
11. Why did the man wear a baseball cap to the opera? In case they performed a pop aria. 32
12. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
13. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
14. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
15. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
16. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them.7
17. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
18. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
19. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
20. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates. 2

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