Top 20 Money Jokes

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The Top 20 Money Jokes List

These are the top 20 Money Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the penny get kicked out of the party? Because it couldn't make cents!
2. How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune!
3. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
4. Why did the dollar bill break up with the penny? Because it couldn't handle the cents!
5. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
6. What did the dollar say to the penny? "You make me feel like a million bucks!"
7. How did the recession hit the bank? Savings got wiped out!
8. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
9. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
10. What did the dollar say to the cent? "You're just not my type!"
11. Why was the money sad? Because it couldn't find its cents of purpose!
12. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
13. Why don't dollar bills ever get lost? Because they have good cents!
14. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
15. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
16. Why did the dollar bill break up with the penny? Because it couldn't handle the cents!
17. Why couldn't the budget sleep at night? It was too broke!
18. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including money!
20. Why did the dollar bill break up with the coin? It found someone with more cents!

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