Top 20 World Jokes
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The Top 20 World Jokes List
These are the top 20 World Jokes for 2025.
1. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
4. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
5. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
7. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
10. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
14. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
15. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
16. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
17. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
18. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
19. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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