Top 30 3am Jokes

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The Top 30 3am Jokes List

These are the top 30 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
4. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
6. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
7. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
8. Can February March? No, but April May!
9. Can February March? No, but April May!
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
11. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
14. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
16. Can February March? No, but April May!
17. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
18. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
19. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
20. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
21. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
22. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
23. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
24. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
25. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
27. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
28. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
29. I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
30. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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