Top 30 3am Jokes

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The Top 30 3am Jokes List

These are the top 30 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
4. Why did the scarecrow love his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
8. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
9. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
11. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
14. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
15. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
16. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
17. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
18. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
20. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
21. Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
22. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
24. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
25. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
26. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!

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