Top 30 3am Jokes

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The Top 30 3am Jokes List

These are the top 30 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
3. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
6. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
7. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
8. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
9. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
11. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
12. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
13. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
17. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
18. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
21. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
25. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
26. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
27. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
28. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
29. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
30. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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