Top 30 Cat Jokes

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The Top 30 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
2. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
4. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
5. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
6. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
7. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
8. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The great Catsby!
9. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
10. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
11. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
12. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
14. What do you call a cat that can play the piano? A meow-sician!
15. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
16. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
17. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
18. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
19. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
20. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A funny feline!
21. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
22. What do you call a cat that gets dumped? A purr-nor!
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
26. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-fect influencer!
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
28. What do cats use to make decisions? Their cat-alog!
29. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
30. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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