Top 30 Cat Jokes

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The Top 30 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
3. What does a cat say when it gets a new toy? ‘Fur real!’
4. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
5. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
6. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
7. What do you call a cat that loves to read? A cat-alog!
8. What do you call a cat that throws trash? A litterbug!
9. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
10. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
11. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
13. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
14. What do you call a cat that wears make-up? A glam-purr!
15. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
16. What do you call a cat wearing a bowtie? Sofisticated!
17. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
18. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
19. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
20. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
21. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-sonality!
22. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
23. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
24. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
25. Why do cats always get their way? Because they are purr-suasive!
26. What do cats use to make decisions? Their cat-alog!
27. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
28. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
30. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

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