Top 30 Cat Jokes

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The Top 30 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
2. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
4. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
5. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
6. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
7. What do you call a cat that wears make-up? A glam-purr!
8. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
10. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
11. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
12. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
13. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
14. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
16. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
17. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
18. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
19. What do cats use to make decisions? Their cat-alog!
20. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
21. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
22. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
23. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
24. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
25. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
26. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
27. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sour puss!
28. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
29. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon? A squeeze!
30. What do you call a cat that wears make-up? A glam-purr!

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