Top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes

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The Top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes List

These are the top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes for 2024.

1. Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
4. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
5. Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
6. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
7. The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.
8. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
10. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.
12. In an average living room there are a thousand objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
13. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
14. Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
15. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cord less phone.
16. Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
17. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
18. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
19. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
20. Chuck Norris is the reason that Wally is always hiding.
21. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
22. In an average living room there are a thousand objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
23. Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.
24. When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car.
25. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
26. According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the face...YESTERDAY!!
27. The Universe is not expanding. It is running away from Chuck Norris.
28. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
29. Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
30. Chuck doesn't need to throw out the trash, it always throws itself out.

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