Top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes

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The Top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes List

These are the top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes for 2024.

1. When we first landed on the moon, the astronauts noted there was print on the moon that said “Chuck Norris was here.”
2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
4. Chuck Norris was asked to fire someone once, that is how hell was invented.
5. On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Chuck Norris took over.
6. Chuck Norris is able to start a fire using an extinguisher.
7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
8. Chuck said, 'Say Please.'
9. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
10. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
11. Chuck Norris’ email address is [email protected]
12. Chuck Norris wrote half of these facts, he likes his fans to be informed.
13. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
14. When Chuck Norris heard about God, he thought: 'I'll let the kid play for a while.'
15. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.
16. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
17. When police officers approach Chuck Norris they say "we have the right to remain silent".
18. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
19. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
20. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
21. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
22. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
23. There isn''t a theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live.
24. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
25. Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
26. When Thanos snapped his fingers, he disappeared. Chuck Norris doesn't like snapping.
27. Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.
28. Chuck Norris doesnt write books the words assemble out of fear.
29. Gravity is the scientific term for the attractive force of Chuck Norris.
30. Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.

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