Top 30 College Jokes

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The Top 30 College Jokes List

These are the top 30 College Jokes for 2024.

1. In college, your "frenemy" becomes the dreaded 8 am alarm clock that you vow to snooze every single day.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. Why did the student bring a broom to college? Because he wanted to sweep the competition!
9. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
10. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
13. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. Why did the student bring an extra pair of socks to college? In case he had a hole in one!
15. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. The only time you'll see college students running is to catch the campus bus right before it leaves them stranded for another hour.
18. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
19. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
20. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
21. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
22. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
23. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
24. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
25. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. Why did the computer science major throw his laptop out the window? He wanted to see if it would get a better connection!
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
29. Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? There was no chemistry!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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