Top 30 College Jokes

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The Top 30 College Jokes List

These are the top 30 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why do college students always carry a backpack? Because they need to be prepared for any emergency… like a surprise quiz or a snack attack!
6. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
7. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
8. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
9. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
10. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
11. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
12. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
13. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
14. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
15. Why did the student sit on his homework? Because he wanted to be a little more grounded!
16. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
19. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
20. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
23. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
24. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
25. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
27. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
28. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
29. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to attend high school!
30. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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