Top 30 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 30 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 30 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
2. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
3. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
4. What's a virus's favorite board game? Pandemic!
5. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
6. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
7. Why did the coronavirus break up with the common cold? They just couldn't agree on the symptoms!
8. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
9. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
10. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
11. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
12. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
13. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
14. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
15. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
16. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
17. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
18. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
19. Why don't viruses go to school? They already have enough learning experiences!
20. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
21. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
22. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
23. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
24. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
25. Why did the virus break up with its girlfriend? Because she found someone less contagious!
26. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
27. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
28. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
29. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
30. Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other side!

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