Top 30 Dad Jokes

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The Top 30 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. What kind of shape may have been knighted? Cir-cles.
2. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
4. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!
5. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
6. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!
7. Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.
8. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
9. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
10. If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
11. A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
12. When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
13. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
14. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
15. Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
16. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
17. I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
18. What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
19. I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
20. How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
21. Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
22. I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
23. When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him, "No, I'd rather drink it out of the carton!"
24. What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
25. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
26. What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
27. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
28. What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
29. What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
30. What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”

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