Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a joke about depression, but it always brings me down.
2. I have a great joke about death, but it always gets a grave reaction.
3. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
4. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
5. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's a bit dead.
6. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite."
7. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
8. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
9. I have a joke about death, but it’s a real killer.
10. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
11. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
12. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. I'd tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.
15. I have an awful joke about a broken elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
16. I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell you later.
17. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
18. I have a great joke about unemployment, but none of us will get it.
19. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
20. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
21. I have a joke about zombies, but it's dead on arrival.
22. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
23. I have a joke about cancer, but it’s just too much of a risk.
24. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
25. I threw a boomerang a few years ago — now I live in constant fear.
26. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
27. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... just like my debts.
28. My friend told me to always leave them wanting more. So I shot them in the leg.
29. I have a joke about unemployment, but none of my friends can relate.
30. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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