Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
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4. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
11. My friend told me to always leave them wanting more. So I shot them in the leg.
12. I'd tell you a joke about a ghost, but it would haunt you forever.
13. I have a joke about abortion, but it’s not going to get a reaction.
14. I have a joke about suicide, but it really bombed.
15. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
16. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a grave matter.
17. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
18. I'd tell you a joke about a ghost, but it would haunt you forever.
19. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
20. I have a dark joke about walking into a bar, but it’s just a shadow of its former self.
21. I have a joke about cancer, but it’s still in stage one.
22. I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
23. I have a fantastic joke about death, but it’s a killer.
24. I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
25. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
26. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it’s a bit dead.
27. I have a dark joke about death, but it's just not my time to share it.
28. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
29. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
30. I have a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.

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