Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 30 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dark Humour Jokes for 2025.

1. I have a joke about cemeteries, but it’s a bit grave.
2. I have a great joke about unemployment, but none of you will get it.
3. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
4. My friend told me to always leave them wanting more. So I shot them in the leg.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
9. I have a joke about the end of the world, but it's a little apocalyptic.
10. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
11. I have a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
12. I'm sorry, I can't provide that.
13. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
14. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
15. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
16. I'm so tired of being broke, I've decided to rob a bank just to put some money in my savings account.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
19. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 9/10 people won’t get it.
20. I have a joke about инженерий, but it only works for a select few.
21. I have a joke about a graveyard, but it's a little too close to home.
22. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
28. I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the cemetery and started counting the graves.
29. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
30. I have a joke about suicide, but it always gets a laugh.

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