Top 30 Dark Jokes

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The Top 30 Dark Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dark Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
2. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
3. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
4. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because it had nobody to go with.
5. I have a joke about suicide, but it’s a bit of a cliffhanger.
6. I have a joke about death, but it's just a little too deadpan.
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
9. I have a joke about safe spaces, but it might trigger some people.
10. I have a joke about death, but it’s not going to make it.
11. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
12. I'm sorry, but the requested joke cannot be provided as it is part of the list provided. Let me know if you would like to hear another joke or have any other requests.
13. I have a joke about unemployment, but I don’t think it will work out.
14. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
16. I have a joke about suicide, but it always gets a laugh.
17. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of you will get it.
18. I have a joke about the Grim Reaper, but it’s to die for.
19. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
20. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.
21. If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
22. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
23. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
24. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
25. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
26. What do you call fake spaghetti? An "impasta."
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
28. I have a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience that can bring you down.
29. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
30. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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