Top 30 Dark Jokes

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The Top 30 Dark Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dark Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
3. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
5. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
6. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
9. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No, it doesn't".
10. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
11. Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it's pointless.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. I apologize, but the joke you have requested is actually part of the list provided.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
17. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
18. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
20. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
21. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
22. I apologize, but the joke you have requested is actually part of the list provided.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
28. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
29. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
30. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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