Top 30 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 30 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
2. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
3. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
4. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
5. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
6. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
7. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
8. How does a Democrat make decisions? They vote on it!
9. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
10. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
11. How does a Democrat stay warm during winter? They embrace the left wing!
12. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
13. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
14. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
15. Did you hear about the Democrat who opened a bakery? They specialized in blueberry pies for the blue states!
16. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
17. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
18. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
19. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
20. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
21. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
22. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
23. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
24. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
25. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
26. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
27. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
28. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
29. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
30. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!

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