Top 30 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 30 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Democrat Jokes for 2025.

1. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
2. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
3. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
4. Why did the Democrat refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when their policies are all about transparency!
5. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
6. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
7. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
8. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
9. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
10. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
11. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the Democrat refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when their policies are all about transparency!
13. Did you hear about the Democrat who opened a bakery? They specialized in blueberry pies for the blue states!
14. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
15. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
16. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
17. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
18. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
19. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
20. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
21. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
22. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
23. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
24. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
25. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
26. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
27. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
28. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
29. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
30. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!

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