Top 30 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 30 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
2. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
3. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
4. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
5. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
6. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
7. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
8. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
9. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
10. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
11. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
12. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
13. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
14. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
15. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
16. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
17. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
18. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
19. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
20. Why did the Democrat go to the art gallery? They wanted to paint a picture of change!
21. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
22. Why did the Democrat go to the bank? To check their balance on social issues!
23. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
24. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
25. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
26. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
27. Why did the Democrat go to the bank? To check their balance on social issues!
28. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
29. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
30. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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