Top 30 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 30 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 30 Democrat Jokes for 2025.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? Because they wanted to cultivate the roots of democracy!
3. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
4. Why did the Democrat always carry a map? Because they didn't want to lose their way to the polls!
5. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
6. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
7. Why did the Democrat always carry a map? Because they didn't want to lose their way to the polls!
8. Why did the Democrat bring string to the election? To tie the votes together!
9. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
10. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
11. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
12. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
13. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
14. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
15. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the election? To sweep the competition!
16. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
17. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
18. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
19. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
20. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
21. Why did the Democrat write a book? To turn the page on outdated policies!
22. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
23. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
24. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
25. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
26. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
27. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
28. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the election? To sweep the competition!
29. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
30. Why did the Democrat take a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make more dough for the community!

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