Top 30 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 30 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
3. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
4. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
5. What do you call a T. rex that tells jokes? A comedysaurus!
6. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
7. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
8. What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
10. Why did the T-Rex start an online dating profile? Because he couldn't find a match in real life!
11. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
12. What do you call a dinosaur that is a philosopher? A thinkosaurus!
13. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
14. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
15. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
16. What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
17. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
18. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
19. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
20. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all the time? A dino-snore!
21. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
22. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
23. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
24. Why can't you hear a dinosaur using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
25. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
27. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!
28. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
29. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
30. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!

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