Top 30 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 30 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a T. rex that tells jokes? A comedysaurus!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
3. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
4. Why did the dinosuar refuse to wear a crown? Because he didn't want to be a la-saurus!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
6. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
7. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
8. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Thesaurus!
11. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
12. How can you tell if a stegosaurus is in bed with you? You have places of discomfort!
13. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A search-a-saurus!
14. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
15. What do you call a T. rex that tells jokes? A comedysaurus!
16. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
17. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
18. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A search-a-saurus!
20. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
21. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? To improve his dino-smile!
22. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
23. How can you tell if a stegosaurus is in bed with you? You have places of discomfort!
24. What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
25. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? To improve his dino-smile!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
27. What do you call a dinosaur that is a philosopher? A thinkosaurus!
28. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
29. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
30. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!

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