Top 30 Disney Jokes

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The Top 30 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 30 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
2. Why did Donald Duck get arrested? Because he was wearing quackers!
3. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
4. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
5. Why was Cinderella so bad at driving? Because she always kept running away from the ball!
6. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
7. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
8. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
9. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
10. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "This is a ball!"
11. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
12. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
13. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
14. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
15. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
16. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
17. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
18. Why did Elsa bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
19. Why did Dumbo take a job at the circus? Because he wanted to earn his wings!
20. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
21. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
22. Why did Elsa bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
23. Why did Woody bring a lasso to the art show? To "draw" attention to his roping skills!
24. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always ran away from the ball!
25. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
26. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
27. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
28. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
29. Why did the Jungle Book get a sequel? Because it was a bear-y good story!
30. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!

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