Top 30 Disney Jokes

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The Top 30 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 30 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
2. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
3. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
4. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
5. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
6. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
7. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
8. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
9. Why did Simba's story always make him cry? Because it was a real tear-jerker!
10. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
11. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
12. Why did Simba's story always make him cry? Because it was a real tear-jerker!
13. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
14. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
15. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
16. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
17. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
18. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
19. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
20. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
21. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
22. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
23. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
24. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
25. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
26. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
27. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
28. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
29. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
30. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!

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