Top 30 Disney Jokes

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The Top 30 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 30 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
2. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
3. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
4. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
5. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
6. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
7. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
8. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
9. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
10. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
11. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
12. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
13. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
14. Why did Simba's story always make him cry? Because it was a real tear-jerker!
15. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
16. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
17. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
18. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
19. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
20. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
21. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
22. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
23. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
24. Why did Pluto go to obedience school? He wanted to earn his "Good Boy" badge!
25. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
26. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
27. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
28. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
29. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
30. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!

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