Top 30 Farm Jokes

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The Top 30 Farm Jokes List

These are the top 30 Farm Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call an argument between two farmers?
2. A Ford F-150!
3. "Put it on my bill!"
4. How do farmers party?
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
6. Lots of little bo-peep shows!
7. Hay-tionary!
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
9. How does a farmer find a good location?
10. Why are farmers so good at their jobs?
11. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
12. They have a lot of thyme!
13. "You’re a-maize-ing!"
14. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
15. Because their jokes always land well!
16. Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. They read the moos-paper!
18. Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
19. Why are farmers so good at their jobs?
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
22. Because he wanted a squeal friend!
23. So she could stay in "moo-d" with the herd!
24. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
25. What game do farmers love to play?
26. A Ford F-150!
27. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
28. What’s a farmer’s favorite type of music?
29. He wanted to help others grow!
30. You put a little boogie in it!

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