Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes

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The Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes List

These are the top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes for 2024.

1. Why didn’t Jon Snow ever take a bath? Because he knew nothing!
2. Highlight humor in the dreary - Why did Daenery's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight? Because they were already full upon arrival!
3. Why did Jon Snow always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his sword!
4. To get to the root of his ice-cold demeanor.
5. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
6. What did Jaime Lannister say to Brienne of Tarth when she asked him to start an army of adopted children? "I can't, I already have one golden hand!"
7. What did Jon Snow say to his dog? You know nothing, pup!
8. What did the White Walker do when he got a cold? He put on his snow boots!
9. Why did Bran Stark always carry a backpack? Because he wanted to keep all his “tree-mendously” good ideas with him!
10. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
11. Why did the Stark family always excel in math? Because they knew how to stay on the right side of the equation!
12. Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with a Stark? Because they always end up in the North!
13. Because he was tired of being called "The Night King"!
14. Why did Jon Snow bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
15. Valar Morghulis
16. Hodor!
17. Why did Jon Snow go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw his sword!
18. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires? Hodor!
19. Why did the Night King always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw his plans!
20. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
21. What do you call a Lannister who always pays his debts? A good credit risk!
22. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires?
23. Highlight humor in the dreary - Why did Daenery's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight?
24. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires? Hodor!
25. To get to the root of his ice-cold demeanor.
26. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires? Hodor!
27. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
28. Hodor!
29. Why did the White Walker start a garden? Because he wanted to grow his "ice"berg lettuce!
30. Why did Jon Snow always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his sword!

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