Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes

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The Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes List

These are the top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
2. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
3. Why did the Lannisters always pay their debts? Because they couldn't afford to lose face!
4. Highlight humor in the dreary - Why did Daenery's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight?
5. Why did Bran Stark always carry a backpack? Because he wanted to keep all his “tree-mendously” good ideas with him!
6. Why didn’t Jon Snow ever take a bath? Because he knew nothing!
7. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
8. Why did Jon Snow bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
9. How do you organize a Game of Thrones party? You "wiggle" the chairs!
10. What did Jon Snow say to his dog? You know nothing, pup!
11. Why did the Stark family always carry a pencil? Because they wanted to draw their swords!
12. Because they were already full upon arrival!
13. Why did Jon Snow bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
14. Why didn’t Jon Snow ever take a bath? Because he knew nothing!
15. How do you organize a Game of Thrones party? You "wiggle" the chairs!
16. Why did the White Walker break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the cold shoulder!
17. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
18. Why did the Stark family always carry a pencil? Because they wanted to draw their swords!
19. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires?
20. What did the White Walker do when he got a cold? He put on his snow boots!
21. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires?
22. Why did the White Walker break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the cold shoulder!
23. Why did the Stark family always excel in math? Because they knew how to stay on the right side of the equation!
24. Why did the Night King always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw his plans!
25. Why didn’t Jon Snow ever take a bath? Because he knew nothing!
26. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires?
27. Why did the wildling bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. What did Jon Snow say when he saw a White Walker with armor? Nothing, he didn't have the guts.
29. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires? Hodor!
30. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?

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