Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes

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The Top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes List

These are the top 30 Game Of Thrones Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Stark family always excel in math? Because they knew how to stay on the right side of the equation!
2. Why did Jon Snow always bring a ladder to battle? Because he heard the stakes were high!
3. Because he was tired of being called "The Night King"!
4. What did Jon Snow say when he saw a White Walker with armor? Nothing, he didn't have the guts.
5. Because they were already full upon arrival!
6. Why don't the Lannisters play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always tell you, "We pay our debts."
7. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
8. Valar Morghulis
9. What do you call a Lannister on a trampoline? A bouncing debt!
10. Why did Jon Snow always bring a ladder to battle? Because he heard the stakes were high!
11. Because they were already full upon arrival!
12. Valar Morghulis
13. What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Bran flakes!
14. What did Jon Snow say to his dog? You know nothing, pup!
15. Why did Daenery's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight? Because they were already full upon arrival!
16. What did Jon Snow say when he saw a White Walker with armor? Nothing, he didn't have the guts.
17. Why did Bran Stark always carry a backpack? Because he wanted to keep all his “tree-mendously” good ideas with him!
18. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
19. What is Jon Snow's favorite sweet treat? "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice dragon!"
20. Why did Jon Snow always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his sword!
21. What is Jon Snow's favorite sweet treat? "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice dragon!"
22. Why did Cersei Lannister refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone hiding in a bottle of wine!
23. Hodor!
24. Why did the White Walker go to therapy?
25. What did the Wildlings use to light their campfires?
26. Why did Daenerys's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight?
27. Why did the wildling bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. Why did Daenery's dragons refuse to eat after a long flight? Because they were already full upon arrival!
29. Why did Jon Snow always bring a ladder to battle? Because he heard the stakes were high!
30. Why didn’t Jon Snow ever take a bath? Because he knew nothing!

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