Top 30 Golf Jokes

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The Top 30 Golf Jokes List

These are the top 30 Golf Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
3. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
4. Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a duck that can putt a golf ball? A putt-putt!
6. What do you say to a golfer who's about to tee off? "Fore!"
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
8. Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one!
9. What did the golfer say to his friend when he took too long to putt? "You're holding up the green!"
10. What do you say to a golfer who's about to tee off? "Fore!"
11. Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants? Just in case they get a hole-in-one!
12. Why did the golf coach get fired? Because he kept driving everyone away!
13. Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
14. Why do golfers always have an extra pair of pants? To get a hole in one!
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
16. What do you call a bear with no teeth playing golf? A gummy bear!
17. Why did the golfer bring an extra tee? In case he wanted to drive his point home!
18. What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? “Tee”!
19. What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? “Tee”!
20. Why do golfers make great musicians? Because they know how to handle their strokes!
21. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like golf? A flosser!
22. What do you call a golfer who always carries a pencil? A "tee" writer!
23. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? Because he heard the holes were on the green!
24. Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
26. Why did the golfer bring a pencil? In case he needed to draw a line!
27. What do you call a duck that can putt a golf ball? A putt-putt!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth on a golf course? A gummy bear!
29. Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
30. What do you call a potato that makes a great golfer? A chip!

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