Top 30 It Jokes

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The Top 30 It Jokes List

These are the top 30 It Jokes for 2025.

1. "An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka"
2. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
3. The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. – The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook.
4. An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka
5. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
6. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
7. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
8. There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
9. Hey! That's private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
10. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
11. Why did the Lisp programmer get a new car? He ran out of storage space.
12. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
13. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
14. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
15. Computer Stupidities
16. Why does no one like SQLrillex? He keeps dropping the database.
17. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
18. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
19. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
20. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
21. those who understand binary and those who don't.
22. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
23. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
24. A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.
25. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
26. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t see sharp!
27. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
28. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.
29. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
30. Laws of Computer Programming Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any program will expand to fill available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

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