Top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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The Top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes List

These are the top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "Cars are the sculptures of our time."
2. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
3. "Starting a race is a bit like a bed: it's better to steer things in the right direction before jumping in."
4. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
5. "I've discovered an important fact. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut, let people think you're an idiot, and not open it to remove all doubt."
6. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
7. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
8. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
9. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
10. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
11. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
12. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
13. "Cars are a great passion of mine, and I believe they should be an experience to enjoy."
14. I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body.
15. "I drive a lot, and I quite like it."
16. "A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger it's the other way around. A supercharger is connected directly to the engine and spins with the engine."
17. "There's this notion that if you buy a car that’s practical, then you’ve admitted defeat.”
18. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
19. "I've discovered an important fact. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut, let people think you're an idiot, and not open it to remove all doubt."
20. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
21. "There's this notion that if you buy a car that’s practical, then you’ve admitted defeat.”
22. "The Dacia Sandero has been just about reliable enough that when it does break, you're asked quite earnestly, 'What did you expect?'"
23. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
24. "I don't care who you are, you've got to admit that the Jaguar E-Type is one of the most beautiful cars ever made."
25. "There's no greater thrill than driving a car that you've built yourself."
26. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
27. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
28. "Our survey says... Oh, Hammond went off and had a cup of tea."
29. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
30. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."

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