Top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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The Top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes List

These are the top 30 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "Cars are a great passion of mine, and I believe they should be an experience to enjoy."
2. I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body.
3. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
4. "Unfortunately, there is a roo..." [crashes off-screen].
5. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
6. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
7. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
8. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
9. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
10. "Unlike the Prime Minister, I did have the assistance of a translator, so I managed to buy a flat in Spain."
11. "Unfortunately, there is a roo..." [crashes off-screen].
12. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
13. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
14. "I drive a lot, and I quite like it."
15. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
16. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
17. "Owning a Lamborghini, I think, says something about you. I'm not sure what, but it says something."
18. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
19. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just not a good one."
20. "The trouble is, there are laws against it so it makes it impossible to have a Nazi parade."
21. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
22. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
23. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
24. "Starting a race is a bit like a bed: it's better to steer things in the right direction before jumping in."
25. "We start at Birmingham airport, and then what we do is fail to go to Spain."
26. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
27. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
28. "I can’t help but feel that if you had been in the car with me, you would have enjoyed it."
29. "I have a deep and profound respect for the people who design cars. But then again, I also have a deep and profound respect for people who design toasters."
30. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."

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