Top 30 Jokes

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The Top 30 Jokes List

These are the top 30 Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
5. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
8. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
15. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
20. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
21. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
22. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
25. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
26. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
27. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
30. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

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