Top 30 Jokes

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The Top 30 Jokes List

These are the top 30 Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
5. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
12. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
14. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
15. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
16. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
18. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
19. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
21. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
23. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
24. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
25. How did the astronaut serve their coffee? In flying saucers!
26. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
27. How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed!
28. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!"
29. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
30. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

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