Top 30 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 30 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 30 Make Me Roasts for 2024.

1. I'd call you a joke, but that would imply you bring joy to anyone.
2. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
3. You're a master of incompetence
4. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
5. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
6. Your intelligence is like a shallow puddle
7. You have the subtlety of a sledgehammer
8. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
9. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."
10. You're as sharp as a marble.
11. You're the reason they put directions on shampoo.
12. I hope your day is as pleasant as you are, which isn't saying much.
13. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."
14. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
15. You have the subtlety of a bulldozer
16. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
17. Your brain is a barren wasteland
18. useless and likely to get blown out.
19. I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.
20. Your aura is a cloud of doom and gloom
21. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.
22. You have the charisma of a wet noodle
23. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
24. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
25. You have the emotional range of a brick wall
26. Your brain is a barren wasteland
27. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
28. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
29. You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.
30. You're a legend in your own mind

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