Top 30 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 30 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 30 Make Me Roasts for 2025.

1. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
2. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
3. You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.
4. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.
5. Your presence is a black hole of negativity
6. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
7. You're a walking cautionary tale
8. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
9. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
10. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
11. Your aura is a cloud of doom and gloom
12. You couldn't roast a marshmallow if your life depended on it.
13. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
14. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
15. The lights are on but nobody's home
16. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
17. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
18. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
19. Your taste is as questionable as your judgment
20. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
21. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
22. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
23. You're like a software update that nobody asks for.
24. I'd say you're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
25. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
26. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
27. You have the emotional range of a brick wall
28. Your brain is a barren wasteland
29. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
30. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."

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