Top 30 Marriage Jokes

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The Top 30 Marriage Jokes List

These are the top 30 Marriage Jokes for 2024.

1. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like a marriage.
3. Why did the bride always carry a pencil on her wedding day? Because she wanted to draw a happy marriage!
4. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
5. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
6. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
7. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
8. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
9. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
10. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
11. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
12. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
13. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
14. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
15. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
16. "Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date! "
17. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
18. Why did the husband bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he heard the cake was going to be tiered!
19. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
20. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce.
21. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
22. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
23. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
24. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like a marriage.
25. Why did the married man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
26. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
27. Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date!
28. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
29. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
30. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

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