Top 30 Math Jokes

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The Top 30 Math Jokes List

These are the top 30 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
2. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a clock? Hours of fun!
3. Why was the equal sign so humble?
4. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!
5. What do you call an angle that is adorable? A cute angle!
6. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
8. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
9. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach a new level!
10. Why did the mathematician break up with their partner? They couldn't find common ground!
11. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
13. Why did the student eat his math homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree? Algebraic logs!
17. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
18. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
19. Why was the six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
20. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
21. Why was the obtuse triangle invited to all the parties? Because it was always looking for a good angle!
22. Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because it was never right!
23. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
24. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
25. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square!
26. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
27. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
28. Why did the math teacher break up with the chalk? Because it couldn’t find its point!
29. Why was the equal sign so humble?
30. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!

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