Top 30 Math Jokes

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The Top 30 Math Jokes List

These are the top 30 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!
2. Why was the equal sign so humble?
3. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
5. Why was the equal sign so humble?
6. Why was the equal sign so humble?
7. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
11. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
12. Why was the equal sign so humble?
13. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
14. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
15. Why was the six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
18. Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It had too many problems!
19. What do you call an angle that’s gone through the looking glass? A prime angle!
20. Why was the equal sign so humble?
21. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
22. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
23. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
24. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
25. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
26. Why do numbers never get lost? Because they always follow their “digits”!
27. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
28. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
29. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square!
30. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!

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