Top 30 Men Jokes

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The Top 30 Men Jokes List

These are the top 30 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
2. A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. 10
3. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
4. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper.33
5. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
6. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
7. A man walks into a bar... and says "ouch!" 8
8. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit. 36
9. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
10. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
11. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21
12. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
13. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
14. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them. 7
15. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
16. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
17. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
18. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
19. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
20. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
21. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
22. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
23. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
24. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
25. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
26. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
27. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
28. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
29. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
30. How do you confuse a man? You don't. They're born that way. 12

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