Top 30 Men Jokes

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The Top 30 Men Jokes List

These are the top 30 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
2. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
3. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21
4. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
5. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
6. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
7. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
8. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
9. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
10. A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. 10
11. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
12. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
13. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
14. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
15. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.9
17. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
18. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
19. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
20. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
21. Why don't men need more than one pair of shoes? Because there's one for each foot! 14
22. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
23. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
24. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
25. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
26. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
27. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper.33
28. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
29. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
30. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34

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